now THIS is happening:
(text messaging from school today)
chloe: Omg!! Mom! I just chipped my pedicure again but this time it took off like half my nail!! And a sticker won't fix it!!!!!!
me: Half your nail?!
chloe: Like the top!!! I'll send u a pic!
me: Ouch. It looks painful.
chloe: Yeah but look at my pedicure!!!!!! I'm sooooo sad!!!!!!
me: Well, when it grows out we'll get er fixed. You gotta take it easy on those toes, little one.
chloe: Mom!!! I want it fixed sooner than that because it drives me crazy & it's ugly!!!!
me: Well I can't make your toenail grow back! Just take it easy on the damn thing!
chloe: Thanks, Mom. Thanks ALOT.
she's 12. welcome to my life ...