I submit to you... Frank-fitter®
Some testimonials we have heard so far are:
"I laid some Frank-fitter on my dead grandma's feet and she came back to life."
"I used to have B.O. but I started eating Frank-fitter and now I'm totally popular."
"Frank-fitter made all my wrinkles go away. Most people think I'm 29. I am 87."
"Instead of an epidural, I leaned on Frank-fitter during natural childbirth and had no pain whatsoever."
"I ate half a Frank-fitter and immediately received 500 new Facebook friend requests."
"I started taking Frank-fitter and now I have a boyfriend."
"I fill the tub and soak in Frank-fitter pieces. My skin has never felt (or smelt) better."
I love my job. Today.