For example, this conversation happened on Tuesday:
Man: "Do you want a fish taco?"
Other Man: "What kind is it?"
Man: "Fish."
Last week, during staff meeting, Brockovich jotted down the following notes during the department updates. This kind of valuable information cannot be learned in college.
"Hormonal levels are down."
IT & Compensation Systems
"We're all happy about good things."
IT & Compensation Systems
"We have hired some very attractive people in the call center."
HR
"Save the cheerleader, save the world!"
Product Marketing
I feel very lucky that I have access to such a high caliber of experiences every day! It inspires me to work extra hard. For instance, check out the super sweet project I created yesterday here. I didn't even have to hire models; I incorporated the people from my department. I think it's really going to be the catapult for that promotion I want. Ha! And maybe a woman really will be President one day!
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Reading those quotes again is just downright hilarious. Oh the intelligence that flows on a daily basis!
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"Lauren makes money cause people are stupid" :)
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