Thursday, September 24, 2009

People are stupid, because they are dumb.

In case you haven't noticed, I don't really have time to blog these days. Mostly because I'm such a hard worker and totally into my career. That's also why I never had kids or got married. I am what you would call an overachiever. I have devoted my entire life to climbing the corporate ladder. It's so rewarding. Every day, I learn something new from the talented and creative people I work with.

For example, this conversation happened on Tuesday:

Man: "Do you want a fish taco?"

Other Man: "What kind is it?"

Man: "Fish."

Last week, during staff meeting, Brockovich jotted down the following notes during the department updates. This kind of valuable information cannot be learned in college.

"Hormonal levels are down."
IT & Compensation Systems

"We're all happy about good things."
IT & Compensation Systems

"We have hired some very attractive people in the call center."

"Save the cheerleader, save the world!"
Product Marketing

I feel very lucky that I have access to such a high caliber of experiences every day! It inspires me to work extra hard. For instance, check out the super sweet project I created yesterday here. I didn't even have to hire models; I incorporated the people from my department. I think it's really going to be the catapult for that promotion I want. Ha! And maybe a woman really will be President one day!

Cue Don't Stop Believing...


  1. Reading those quotes again is just downright hilarious. Oh the intelligence that flows on a daily basis!

    And I got a master's degree for this?

  2. "Lauren makes money cause people are stupid" :)


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