This morning I woke up shivering. I could hear the wind snapping and whipping, wrapping itself around the house, the house wincing and creaking with each gust. I forced my feet to hit the cold floor to assess the situation from a window. Wind. Snow. Ice. Frost. Thank you, no.
I begged my tiny pup Ellie to go outside to use the bathroom. When she cowered at the snow drift coming in the door, I honestly considered training her to use a human toilet or even the corner of the shower... something, anything, to avoid the biting cold. But like me, she's tough. And she ran out and braved the elements.
I know how you feel! People weren't meant to live in weather like this. Every year I say to myself "this is it, this will be the year I freeze to death." I think the soy chai is the only reason Im still kickin' it.
ReplyDeleteOk well, here's where I rub something in your face. I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen snow. I can't tell you the last time I've ever thrown a snowball and I've never participated in any snow sports - not sking, not snowboarding, not sliding down a slope in a garbage can lid AND I live about 2 hours away from Tahoe. I once saw (and walked in) the snow in the Alps - the motherfuckingSwissAlps - and my silly touristy ass had on a tshirt and flip flops (yeah, pants too). So, when you talk about snapping winds, I can only imagine. I wore flip flops out today...it was cold, but I guess I don't even know cold. I was supposed to fly to MI on Monday...hell no. I put myself on a snow day and cancelled my trip. I can't handle it - it makes my arthritis act up. :)
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