Monday, April 12, 2010

Me? Boring? Yes. Perhaps.

I am NOT boring. Maybe. Most of the time?


I think I might be boring! What does this mean?

Ten reasons I fear this to be true:
1. I look forward to watching Brian Mullahy on the weekend news.
2. I was sober at the Spoon concert and 3. was incredibly annoyed by how drunk people were around me.
4. I get aggravated when people bump into me.
5. Most of my status updates are about food.
6. I only have four things on my bucket list.
7. I replaced my bright pink fingernail polish with "Sheer Ivory".
8. My idea of a good time is a good night's sleep.
9. Friday night's highlight was Crown Burger.
10. I watched Minute to Win It. Again.

I wish I could drink a gallon of paint or visit an exotic island where they say everything backwards. I think I need a change of scenery. I mean, people used to despise me. They used to hope I didn't open my mouth and voice my opinion. Some people called me "creative" and "exciting." I used to have a hard time keeping up with myself. I never cared that the batteries were dead in the TV remote. Now I would rather stay quiet to make time pass quickly. I ignore people rather than have a confrontation. My clothes don't match and I can't remember the last time I shaved my legs. Is there no happy medium?

Boring. Lacklustery. Humphf. How disappointing.


  1. Lady. You're crazy...I have all those things on my list, well except that I am settling for non-shaved legs, dirty hair on sunday, watching hoarders: buried alive, eating raw almonds for dinner, and waiting for soemone to talk to online cause I slept my entire day away and now it's too late to call anyone. You're not boring...please. I think you're feeling what I have been feeling for a while now. Time for a change. One of my good friend's is in the same mood too...maybe its this shitty, cold, rainy time of year too. Who knows? All I know is that I'm going to start gardening when I get back home from yet another trip, I'm gonna start running, and I'm gonna take a journalism class! :)

  2. Oh yeah and people used to despise me they just want to know where I've been. I want to be despised again! Let's be despised together. And get yahoo messenger too so we can talk shit in real time. Lo91181 out!

  3. FormerAtticRat >"April 14, 2010 at 1:42 AM

    If you are boring, what does that make me? I think there’s a time for everything and truthfully, I’d rather be doing what I’m doing right now b/c I’m paving the way for times ahead that will make my partying daze (which I thought made my life fun and exciting) seem like sitting around on a Sunday afternoon alone with my thumb in my bum. Just you wait…one of these days I’ll remind you how bored you were and you’ll be glad you had this time to add contrast to what waits for you down the road. And enjoy the “boredom” because it won’t last forever!! I promise.


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