Ok. Here are three issues I need to address. With myself.
1. Cadillac from Unicorn Planet does exist. I met him in person last night. He was the most adorable unicorn I have ever met...and sad, just like his unicorn persona. And I loved him with all my heart. He was REAL drunk by the end of the night. But no amount of alcohol could have made me not like him. His stories, his dancing, his incessant apologies about being too drunk, his eyeliner, his slurred speech. I thought it was adorable. His crew and our crew had a great time. Cadillac had such an amazing spirit about him and you could see it in his eyes. So today when I was brushing my teeth and wiping off last night's smeared eyeliner, I thought, "Hey! It's not really that big of a deal if you get a little tipsy from time to time." Would it get old? Maybe. But little Cadillac was adorable. I would hang out with him again. So he was having a bad night. I didn't judge him. It was kind of endearing. My point is that I am not the a-hole, people. I might even slur my speech from time to time. It shouldn't be a deal breaker! Someone out there probably maybe even thinks it's adorable.
2. Do NOT mix irish car bombs and Thai food. It gives you pee butt. Bad.
3. I went out to dinner tonight with a friend. He asked me to go and I didn't pay so I guess it was a date. Anydamnway, whatever it was, it was very nice and grownupish. I was 26 minutes late. I drank exactly two martinis and ate delicious food. And I was home by 11:30 p.m. The night included great conversation and good times. I didn't blurt out anything too ridiculous or spill beer on myself or get in a fight or light off any fire crackers or act like an ass or spit on anyone or fall down or pass out. It reminded me of myself, the girl who reads, writes, thinks, plans, learns, feels and likes talking to people. In conclusion, there should be more nights like tonight versus complete black outs (see number one above).